April 26th 2024

Hey man! It's only a Serving suggestion! chill out like a polar bear dude!

Just realised that "serving suggestion" does not suggest what serving size you ought to follow from the nutritional label, but rather what fruit you should put on your ungodly unhealthy gmo riddled sugar drenched bowl of corpcrat-corpcrap'Os'NOs. But actually so the presentation of the devoid-of-any-nutritional-value- slop will seems healthier than it actualy is when they sprinkle sliced bananas on an artifically unicornblue Belgian waffle mix, while also, making it less legally dubious. (People are actually that dumb to not think for a moment that they are being subcontiously manipulated to think poptarts, being next to strawberries, cause them to envoke a connection of freshness when in actual reality, the strawberries "colors and flavourings" might actually be the bloody tears of a overworked chinese wage slave worker after his failed suicide jump into a pool of paint thining acid. But don't you worry! After he recovers, he'll be back working at the TCL's TV craptory! \の<~b*) Yep, YEARS OF UNNOTICED OOFz!